April 3, 2025
He's SEAL Trained and Currently Being Dismantled By One Snarky Menace: The Résumé of Maxwell J. Harrington, Wilder Horizons’ Lead Security Strategist 😎

📄 Maxwell J. Harrington – Résumé

Name: Max Harrington

Title: Director of Security & Logistics, Wilder Horizons

Location: Classified. But also: wherever Rayann Wilder is wreaking charming havoc.

Contact: Not publicly listed. For security reasons. Obviously.

🧱 Professional Summary

Highly disciplined, detail-oriented security and logistics professional with a decorated background in operations planning, high-risk assessment, and pretending not to notice he's falling for the company’s most chaotic sales director. Specializes in making contingency plans for literally everything—including Highlands weather, castle drama, and unexpected feelings.

🛡️ Experience

Wilder Horizons – Director of Security & Logistics

Global / Remote | 2021–Present

  • Oversees all safety protocols for elite clients during high-end international travel
  • Coordinates with foreign contacts, local authorities, and occasionally royal bodyguards
  • Specializes in risk management, threat prevention, and packing the world’s most efficient go-bag
  • Currently navigating the most unpredictable hazard of all: Rayann Wilder
  • Known for color-coded spreadsheets, tactical silence, and a stare that melts steel

U.S. Navy – Special Operations (SEAL Team)

Classified | Let’s just say he’s got receipts

  • Served with distinction on multiple continents, often under high-pressure, high-stakes conditions
  • Expertise in leadership, strategy, and suppressing emotions until inconveniently ambushed by romance
  • Retired following injury and transitioned into private sector security—still tactical, just with better snacks

⚙️ Special Assignments 

  • Scottish Castle Pre-Wedding Event: Provided protection, logistical oversight, and low-key moral support to one very persuasive, highly unmanageable woman. May have kisser her. Twice. Possibly three times.
  • VIP Client Protocol Overhaul: Created a multi-tier security strategy that no one followed but everyone said was “super impressive”
  • Rayann Crisis Response: In progress. Ongoing. Eternal.

💡 Skills 

  • Security operations & logistics
  • Emergency extraction (both physical and emotional)
  • Spreadsheet sorcery
  • Situational sarcasm
  • Exceptional at pretending he doesn’t care when he absolutely does
  • Can carry three suitcases, a power bank, and a wounded ego at once

👀 References 

Confidential, but impressive.

Also: Rayann Wilder (but she’ll pretend she’s unbothered and then casually mention his security protocols are “weirdly hot”)