Let me start by saying: I LOVE romance.
I write it. I read it. I roll around in it like a cat in catnip and highlight lines like theyâre sacred scripture.
But even in all my full-body swooning and âoh my god, he did not just say thatâ moments, thereâs one undeniable truth about this genre we adore:
Sometimes, romance novels say things that make me choke on my wine.
And not because theyâre swoony.
Because theyâre weird.
Or dramatic.
Or involve anatomy doing things no real human body has ever...